Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Women's Rights

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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