- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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