- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??