Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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