- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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