- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??