Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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