what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

cory

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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