- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

hers a joke... japanese people

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's big and long? My dick.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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