Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Everybody will die

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Nah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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