Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Your Mom The End.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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