- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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