- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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