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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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