My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's 9 + 10 19

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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