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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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