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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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