What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Matthew Baker

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Massie is a fatass

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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