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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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