- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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