What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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