What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Your mom.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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