Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

women's rights

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Detroit has a low crime rate

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How old is victor? Half past dead

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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