Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How High is a Chinese man

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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