why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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men's rights activists

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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