What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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