Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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