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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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