- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Grace Ackerson

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Go away still nothing to see

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Yellow People !!

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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