Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

women's rights.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

here kitty kitty

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...