- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's the difference between a duck?

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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