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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's the difference between a duck?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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