- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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