a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Yellow People !!

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Grace Ackerson

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Go away still nothing to see

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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