why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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