- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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