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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Face...tastes like chicken!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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