- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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