Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your face

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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