- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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