- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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