Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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