What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Nickelback

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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