Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

girls basketball

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

knock knock There's no door

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Anti Joke

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