Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Robert Mugabe.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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