- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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