What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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