Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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