Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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