Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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