Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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