Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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