- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Continents are large islands.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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