Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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