Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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