Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

George W. Bush

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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