What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Anti Joke

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