A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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