- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What's red and a cow? Red cow

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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