What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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PENIS lol

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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- Helen Keller

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learn. advance!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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