- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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