- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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