A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Fat people

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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