Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Your mother just died.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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