What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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