Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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