Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Basically

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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