What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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black people

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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