who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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