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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

whats black and strange a paki

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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