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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...