2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Your mother just died.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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