Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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