No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Connor is homo

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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