What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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vitamin c

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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