- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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