- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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