What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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