- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

scraggle is in you pillow case

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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