- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Obama

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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