Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Ily bae

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

you suck

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Your're racist.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Women's rights.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Take part of what?

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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