- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Prostitution is bad.......

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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