- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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