Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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DERP

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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