- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Pickles are powerful

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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