- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......