- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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