- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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