- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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