Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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