- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Black People

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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