What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Anti Joke

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