- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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