What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Take part of what?

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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