I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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