- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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