- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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