Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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