Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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CHORGLUND

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Anti Joke

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