- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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