- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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