- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Gordon Brown smiles.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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