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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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