Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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